The Miracle of Goblin Birth

from Purple Shame by Granny and The Boon

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A heartfelt demonstration of the importance of family.

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LYRICS:

All this time, crawling in the darkness
All this time, shivering in the cold
All around, my brothers and my sisters, growing in the mould
Goblin seed, barely more than fungi
Breaking free, scrabbling at the walls
And suddenly, it's clear to me, I'm meant to eat them all....

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And at last I see the light, and it's like the spores are shifting
And at last I see the light, and it's like the way is clear
So I'll scratch and scream and bite, and I'll eat my weaker siblings...
All at once, everything looks different now that I am freeeeeee
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There she is, standing there before me
Family, dripping from her teeth
Spawning pit, bubbling beside us, will our lives be brief?
There's no room, for weakness in the litter
Starve and die, the fate of those who lose
So if she tries, fratricide, I'll drown her in the ooze...

---Chorus!

Mess with me, I'll claw your sodding eyes out
I'm in charge, don't forget that fact!
Well while you sleep, I'll slice your ugly face off
And wear it like a hat
I'm sorry that was mean, here I brought you this cute puppy
You're so sweet, I'll throw it in a fire
YOU'RE SO MEAN
I HOPE YOU DIE
I'LL KILL YOU YOU WARTY OLD HAG

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All at once, everything looks different, now we’re family

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from Purple Shame, released August 19, 2018
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TRACK CREDITS:

Parody of "I See The Light" written by Alan Menken and Glenn Slater

Music and lyric adaptations by Andy Tucker and Sammi Searle

Performed by:

-- Andy Tucker - Vocals, Guitar

-- Sammi Searle - Vocals, Keyboard, Bells

Recorded, produced, mixed and mastered by Phil Callan at Red Banner Studios

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Granny and The Boon London, UK

The tyrannical Granny Amanita and her long suffering sidekick Boondoggle are maladjusted goblins from the magical world of Erdreja. Born into a life of slavery, they have now tasted sweet freedom and are out to make the most of it!
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Granny and Boondoggle are fictional characters from the Lorien Trust Live Roleplaying System. These songs are based on the peculiar world and stories of that game. ... more

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