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Granny Amanita is Single and Available

from Purple Shame by Granny and The Boon

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Granny lays out exactly what she is looking for in a potential romantic suitor (take note).

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lyrics

LYRICS:

This one is for the guys with the wizarding towers
Items racked up like it's power hour
When he roll up in the field I be blazing up
He’s got stacks of taal like he’s savin' up

And he mean, obscene, a well oiled machine
He pop potions and he's the good kinda green
He mows down foes like a five star show
He’s always in the circle but he never scores low

He's the captain of the ship ship
Gold coin on a drip drip
Spore spreading trip trip
Kiss him on the lip lip

That’s the kind of uruk I've been lookin’ for
And yes you get slapped if you looking yo’

I said 'scuse me, you’re a powerful greenskin
My my my my like a hideous cuteskin
You look grim, with your crooked grin
You smell mouldier then the guy who fell in the bin UH
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who this goblin is
I’m Granny Amanita, back you dudes up, and blast your lines up

Chorus:
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Boy you've got my foes dead or running away
Your casting’s super fly and I’m here to stay
I really like your boom badoom boom boom badoom boom
I like your mighty power base
Boom badoom boom boom badoom boom
You've got a wicked power base
Boom (repeated a lot)
I really like your boom badoom boom boom badoom boom
I like your mighty power base
Boom badoom boom boom bdadoom boom
(She really likes your power base)
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This one is for the uruks with their own brand
Entrepreneur goblins with a fast hand
They can roll with a guild, or make their own stand
But I think I like him better when in command
And I think I like him better with the mage armour on
He ain’t even gotta try to put the chain on
He’s just gotta give them that bolt, when he gives them that bolt
Then their heads are rolling off off UH

I said excuse me, you're a powerful guy
And I've really gotta thing for powerful guys
Sigh, sickening sight
I can tell that you’re in touch with your horrible side UH
Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who this goblin is
I’m Granny Amanita, I'll back your dudes up, and chuck the charms up

---Chorus!

And I need you in my life cos I'm cray
I’ll enthral ya with ma spells so that you’ll stay
Oh no no no don’t go away...

Magebolts kicking off all over the place
You make awesome jam, and you’ve gotta cute face
I really like your boom badoom boom, boom badoom boom
Your sadistic attitude towards others
Boom badoom boom, boom badoom boom
What girl doesn't?

---Chorus!

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credits

from Purple Shame, released August 19, 2018
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TRACK CREDITS:

Parody of "SuperBass"* written by Onika Maraj, Daniel Johnson and Ester Dean

Music and lyric adaptations - Sammi Searle and Andy Tucker

Performed by:

-- Sammi Searle - Vocals, Keyboard

-- Andy Tucker - Vocals, Guitar

-- Phil Callan - Electric Guitar, Percussion

Recorded, produced, mixed and mastered by Phil Callan at Red Banner Studios

*Ironically there is no bass in our adaptation...

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Granny and The Boon London, UK

The tyrannical Granny Amanita and her long suffering sidekick Boondoggle are maladjusted goblins from the magical world of Erdreja. Born into a life of slavery, they have now tasted sweet freedom and are out to make the most of it!
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Granny and Boondoggle are fictional characters from the Lorien Trust Live Roleplaying System. These songs are based on the peculiar world and stories of that game.
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