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Admiral Troy's Big Silver Hammer

from Purple Shame by Granny and The Boon

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A totally unbiased biography of the Grand High Admiral of the Dragon Nation: Troy X Tempestuous.

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lyrics

LYRICS:

Troy Tempestuous, never disingenuous
Our Grand Admiral
Took over the Dragons Navy from Gull uh uh ull
His nose is very cute, quite the connoisseur of boots
And of finest jams
And he is available ladies, oh oh oh oh
And if a werewolf comes for a fight, Troy is first in line!

Bang bang Troy’s big silver hammer comes down on their head
Bang bang Troy’s big silver hammer makes sure that they are dead

Now some history, Troy was getting ritually
Several years ago
Demons pouring out of the voidgate, oh oh oh no
Troy got quite annoyed, pushed them back into the void
Demons could not hide
Terrified so they locked the voidgate from the inside
But all the demons didn’t escape, some got left behind!

Bang bang Troy’s big silver hammer came down on their heads
Bang bang Troy’s big silver hammer made sure that they were dead

Fourth Battalion, debonair and valiant
Always hold the line
Except for when they’re pushing it over, oh oh oh oh
Not just shock and awe, filling up the chest of war
With their canny trades
Making sure the Dragons have got their magical blades

And when the battlelines have been drawn, the trolls are at the fore!

FOUR!

Bang bang all those big troll hammers come down on their heads
Bang bang all those big troll hammers make sure that they are dead

...Interlude...

Bang bang all those big troll hammers come down upon their heads
Bang bang all those big troll hammers make sure that they are dead
Bang bang all those big troll hammers come down upon their heads
Bang bang all those big troll hammers make sure that they are dead

Fourth Battalion, Jam Jam, Jam Jaaaaam

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credits

from Purple Shame, released August 19, 2018
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TRACK CREDITS:

Parody of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

Music and lyric adaptations by Andy Tucker and Sammi Searle

Performed by:

-- Andy Tucker - Vocals, Guitar, Kazoo

-- Sammi Searle - Vocals, Keyboard, Kazoo, Tinkley Bells

-- Phil Callan - Bass, Percussion

Recorded, produced, mixed and mastered by Phil Callan at Red Banner Studios

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The tyrannical Granny Amanita and her long suffering sidekick Boondoggle are maladjusted goblins from the magical world of Erdreja. Born into a life of slavery, they have now tasted sweet freedom and are out to make the most of it!
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Granny and Boondoggle are fictional characters from the Lorien Trust Live Roleplaying System. These songs are based on the peculiar world and stories of that game. ... more

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